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A Christmas Carol, the shop windows

Charles Dickens published 1843 246 characters hard

There were ruddy, brown-faced, broad-girthed Spanish Onions, shining in the fatness of their growth like Spanish Friars, and winking from their shelves in wanton slyness at the girls as they went by, and glanced demurely at the hung-up mistletoe.

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Dickens puts this picture of onions and mistletoe in the third stave, where the Ghost of Christmas Present walks Scrooge through the London streets. Dickens finished the book in about six weeks and it went on sale on December 19, 1843. He paid for the production himself, with four hand-colored etchings by John Leech. The full text sits on Project Gutenberg.

Where this text comes fromDickens writes abundance by making lists, and this is one of the densest he ever wrote: a single sentence that piles adjective on adjective until the onions stop being vegetables and start being characters. The stave it belongs to is the one where the reader is supposed to feel the streets as physically overwhelming, so the prose behaves the same way, refusing to stop for a full stop. Nothing in the sentence is doing plot work. It is there to be too much.

What you might not noticeThe onions are described as broad-girthed and brown-faced, two hyphenated compounds in a row, and then compared to Spanish friars. Dickens builds the joke by giving vegetables both a physique and a nationality. Source

What it trainsThree hyphens in 246 characters, and two of them land in adjacent words: brown-faced at eleven characters and broad-girthed at thirteen, each with the hyphen buried in the middle. The hand types the first correctly and then hits the second on autopilot with the hyphen a letter early. Dense for this shelf but not the densest: a Hopkins poem here carries four hyphens in 282 characters. Five commas run the list. Five capitals, four of them inside sentences, because the nationality is repeated. Thirty-nine words and only one full stop, at the very end.

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Public domain status: published in 1843, more than 125 years ago. public domain, Project Gutenberg

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